Or so you say. Are you quite sure?
Yes, I am really sure I am not a $cientologist. No, I was lying the first time. We use that as a quite common technique, you know.
Note that if you are still lying when answering these questions, you might just get offended. (And I wouldn't want to offend anyone unnecessarily, would I?) Don't complain to me, you will be sued for copyright violation instead.
Copyright 1997 Olaf Seibert.